Monday, February 13, 2006
25 signs you have grown up
Hey everyone, This is hard to read through! I suddenly realized that I am
a grownup now. I challenge you to even find two that do not apply to you.
Valerie
>
> 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP:
>
> 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
>
> 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
>
> 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
>
> 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
>
> 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
>
> 6. You watch the Weather Channel.
>
> 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
>
> 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
>
> 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
>
> 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
> won't turn down the stereo.
>
> 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
>
> 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
>
> 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
>
> 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
>
> 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
>
> 16 You take naps.
>
> 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
> one.
>
> 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
> rather than settle, your stomach.
>
> 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
> pregnancy tests.
>
> 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
>
> 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
>
> 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
> drink that much again."
>
> 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
>
> 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
>
> 25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
> instead of asking "Oh S*$# what the hell happened?"
>
> Bonus:: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
> doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old
> butt. Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you
> know they'll enjoy it & do the same.
a grownup now. I challenge you to even find two that do not apply to you.
Valerie
>
> 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP:
>
> 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
>
> 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
>
> 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
>
> 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
>
> 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
>
> 6. You watch the Weather Channel.
>
> 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
>
> 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
>
> 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
>
> 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
> won't turn down the stereo.
>
> 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
>
> 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
>
> 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
>
> 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
>
> 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
>
> 16 You take naps.
>
> 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
> one.
>
> 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
> rather than settle, your stomach.
>
> 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
> pregnancy tests.
>
> 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
>
> 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
>
> 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
> drink that much again."
>
> 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
>
> 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
>
> 25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
> instead of asking "Oh S*$# what the hell happened?"
>
> Bonus:: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
> doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old
> butt. Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you
> know they'll enjoy it & do the same.
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