NL-Outsidethebox [confederation]

This one is way off the wall, even by my standards LOL.

OK Global warming yea? Nea?

Whats causing it?
Green house gases? Styrofoam, UFC's compressed containers.
Hydro carbon usage Oil gas?
Lack of trees to absorb the increasing scourge on the earth People?

Green house effect basically more crap in the atmoshphere more light gets reflected back. IE: global warming.

How do we stop it?
Stop using Oil and Gas?
Stop CFC's
Stop refrigerant already done.

Or

Speed up the rotation of the planet to expell these particulate and bad things ;)

How do we as individuals speed up the rotation of the planet?
6,500,000,000 billion individuals to be exact.

Get as many people as possible as close as possible to the equator and have them all do fast starts from East to West and slow gradual stops. Now ideally it should be done in something with some mass IE cars and trucks. The vehicles being used would also have to be intouch with the earth, Planes would be no good unless they are strapped down.

Rockets could be used as a contant pressure but would probably have more effect in combination with the masses.

Start every hour on the hour all over the world all at the same time!

Kinda like a giant reversed hamster treadmill.

Now if we are able to increase the earth rotation all of these extra particles were putting into the atmosphere will be spun out through the holes in the north and south poles. Also the increased rate of rotation should close these holes in the North and south poles?

Better be carefull this might work to well and we'll all be thrown out into space LOL!

Some links to help explain this
http://www.novan.com/earth.htm
http://www.nunatsiaq.com/news/climate/60630_04.html
The lower sea leels at the poles could be explained by the slowed rotation thus less precipitation is forced north and southward. Hence less precipitation and lower sea levels in the North and south. Or it could be because of the changing shape of the Earth from a sphere to a ball thus raising the land surfaces in the north and south while lowering the equatorial landmasses.