Wednesday, November 08, 2006
NewfoundlandLabrador's Danny has the Bomb
Follow the link to The table mountains blog below to watch the video.
The Plan to take over canada is coming to fruition.
"Danny Williams Has Plan To Take Over Canada!"
Thinking that it was about time Williams proceeded with his brilliant master plan, I started to read with barely concealed anticipation when the take-over would begin and Danny would lead the charge to claim his rightful place as King of Newfoundcanada and declare St. John's as its capital city. Oh the glory of the new day...Williams spoke of his planned infiltration of Canada by revealing at long last, "When you look over the last 10 years at what the mainland Canadians thought was an out-migration strategy", referring to a decade of perceived out-migration by Newfoundlanders and Labradorians he added, "nothing is further from the truth. That was a deliberate strategy to get 50,000 Newfoundlanders and Labradorians out there to infiltrate Canada and to infiltrate the army."
I was ready to jump up from my chair and chant, "Victory is mine!" as Williams revealed that fellow Newfoundlander, Gen. Rick Hillier was in on the plan from the very beginning. Oh, the dastardly duo...the plan is brilliant in its simplicity.
Of course Williams had to pretend that it was all a joke and I have to give it to him, he had the audience eating out of the palm of his hand and laughing till their sides hurt. "Oh that Danny Williams, he's such a kidder" could be heard from various parts of the room.
And so my love affair with Danny Williams continues. I'll be watching closely over the next several months. He wants you to believe that his decade-long plan for Canadian domination is a joke...but can you really believe that he's joking?
April 1, 2006 is going to be a very interesting day. Newfoundcanada is sounding better and better...time will tell who ends up the fool but I can assure you, it will never be Danny Williams.
H/T Wayne from over at table Mountains, made my day and 22 minutes as always the best satire with just enough of a hint of truth to make it believable. At least to those who have branded NL's premier the Hugo Chavez of the north.
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I wish Danny Williams was a governor or senator in the US.He has vision and courage .Newfoundland is so fortunate to have this man as premier.Post a Comment
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